We Found His MySpace Page
By now you have all heard what Mack Brown's stepson did in the Holiday Bowl. Chris Jessee, Brown's stepson, interfered with a live ball that cost Texas a turnover, and essentially gave Arizona State a touchdown. You would think that he could be in trouble with some Longhorn faithful, right? Wrong.
According to this photo on Jessee's MySpace page, Jessee wants to know "Who else wanna fuck with 'Hollywood Cole'." Friends, I sure as hell wouldn't.
Anyhow, have fun leaving this asshole plenty of messages. Here is the link to his MySpace Page.
Update: The video of this mishap can be found at Awful Announcing.
7 comments:
December 28, 2007 1:43 AM
Hollywood Cole? WTF? That isn't even an anagram, or anything. The list of Coles who are more deserving of calling themselves "Hollywood" include:
Kimberly
Nat King
Natalie
Old King
I'm assuming that tattoo says, "I touch illegal balls."
December 28, 2007 1:46 AM
I prefer Cole Trickle.
December 28, 2007 9:38 AM
Set to private....shaft...
December 28, 2007 11:45 AM
It's a line from an Outkast song, showing once again that this individual's music taste is as flawless as his sideline-standing ability.
December 28, 2007 1:33 PM
The Outkast song actually says "Hollywood Court." It is a neighborhood in Atlanta known for it's tough project housing kids that will beat the crap out of rich white boys with tattoos.
December 28, 2007 1:35 PM
The line from the Outkast song says "Hollywood Court." It is a neighborhood in Atlanta known for it's tough project housing kids who will beat the crap out of white kids with tattoos who think they are tough and touch balls they should best leave alone.
December 28, 2007 9:22 PM
There's some good stuff on this at ChrisJesse.net.
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